LEMON GROVE, CA—In the event of a mid-flight decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you. Secure your mask first, then assist those around you. After thirty-four years as a flight attendant, this piece of information stands out above all else for Loretta F. Loretta, 56, grew up in California and … Continue reading How to Live a Turbulence Free Life
Hi fireballs, A few weeks ago I was at my favorite San Diego mall (Westfield UTC) minding my own business and looking at clothes I couldn’t afford. I wore some heels and bright lipstick that day and was enjoying being fake fancy, boba tea in hand. It was a typical treat-yo-self day, that is until … Continue reading STORYTIME: BELLE ALMOST JOINED THE ILLUMINATI?!
Hello again, If you need to catch up, we just finished the first leg of our journey across the country. We wish it was as simple as waking up in San Diego—but the universe had other things planned. Instead, our story resumes the morning after our big night out in New Orleans. We woke up … Continue reading Highway to Hell
This week Lexie is comin’ atchu with something very near and dear to her heart. There’s this relatively new artist on the scene and he’s changed her life. The artist is Khalid, the 19-year-old army brat turned pop prodigy. With his euphoric dance beats, eighties synths, and tales of marijuana and booze-fueled high school raging, he has enchanted us all.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard of the worldwide phenomenon known as 50 Shades of Grey. It’s a trilogy of movies, based on the books by E.L. James, that promotes sex positivity and sex in cinema. Or at least that’s what Universal Pictures wants us to believe. We’ve never read the books or paid to see the films for that matter, but in this era of the internet we should admit we have run into them. So sit back and grab your whips ladies and gents, because this series has been naughty and needs some punishment.